It was a warm summer night and Ms. Violet Beauregard was bragging about how rich she is. I interviewed Ms. Beauregard and recorded all of the snotty things she said,
REPORTER: So, Violet, how do you feel about your father`s disappearance?
VIOLET:Eh, who cares? I mean that old sack of garbage never meant anything to me anyway
REPORTER: You certainly MUST be joking, right?
VIOLET: Not really, I mean, seriously, who needs him? I spend all of my time with Justin Beiber anyway, cute kid `aint he?
REPORTER: First of all, no he isn't, never was never will be, and second of all HE`S YOUR FATHER, BUTTHEAD, DON`T YOU CARE ABOUT HIM?
VIOLET: DUH!I told you already! NO!! God lady, keep up!
REPORTER: Okay then, just one question, why do you hate him?
VIOLET: B-b-because- I`M A-A-A- A TROLL!!!!
REPORTER: My articles just keep on getting weirder and weirder. So why would you hate him because of that?
VIOLET: Because it`s HIS fault, if it wasn`t for him I wouldn`t be an ugly beast on the inside!!!!
REPORTER: Okay lady, I think we need to end this interview `cuz you have serious anger issues.
VIOLET: You won`t put this in an article, will you?REPORTER: No, of course not!!!!:)
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