BREAING NEWS!! BREAKING NEWS!!!! INTERVIEW NUMBER 2 WITH LUCY!

By Julia 
 After finding out that Professor Piggy-mc.-doorknob is a unicorn in disguise, we have arranged an interview with Lucy, Fred`s wife.
REPORTER: How long have you known his secret?
LUCY:Well, um (sniff, sniff) the day he proposed to me
REPORTER: Was it ever hard for you to keep the secret?
LUCY:Umm, uhh- YES!!!!! (starts to bawl)

REPORTER: Why did you feel the need to tell the mailman, Chuck?
LUCY: Well, I had known for so long and I was getting exhausted of always keeping my mouth shut. And Chuck had such an innocent smile on his face, I thought he could keep it a secret, but he didn`t 
REPORTER: Well, Lucy we have Chuck right here!
LUCY: (gasp)
CHUCK: Hi
REPORTER:Chuck, is it true that you had told your best friend (who is a total gossip) the secret?
CHUCK: Well, um yes
REPORTER: WHY?
CHUCK: I refuse to answer that
REPORTER:ANSWER THE QUESTION!!
CHUCK:Fine, it`s because, I`m a... how do I say this, I am a, a , a I`m an ogre.
REPORTER:(GASP) So WHY DID YOU TELL??
CHUCK: Because I`m so tired of hiding a secret, I wanna be the one passing on and LEARNING secrets about OTHER people!!!!!  REPORTER: WELL!!! This is a lot to hold in so, I guess we`ll find out more next time!!!   MAILMAN=SHREK????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????.

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